noelsyellowshirt:

when you die, instead of your life flashing before your eyes, it’s noel and cody doing a “that’s cringe” about your life

piermanwalter:

After calling it “China virus” during the presidential debates, Trump got COVID on 中秋節, a Chinese holiday. This is what happens when you tempt fate this hard.

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ahsteria:

tag yourself ; cities

paris - soft smiles, blooming flowers, lots of sunlight, stories swirling in your mind, cursive letters, piercing eyes, whispers filled with secrets

new york - gives zero fucks about others’ opinions, perfect eyebrows, no sleep, a bit sad inside, huge equal rights activist, red lipstick, artsy af, string lights, lots of coffee, high waisted jeans

london - new ideas, old architecture, a soft voice, flickering candles, intelligent eyes, loud laughter, dancing alone in your room, big dreams, hot tea

montréal - comfy socks, french bakeries, lover of books, bold thoughts, wide smiles, kinda broken, cute jackets, warm hot chocolate, cobblestone streets

tokyo - aesthetic af, pen sketches, bright colors, bold fashion, small yet powerful smiles, striving for greatness, cute glasses

rome - loves museums, kind words, tangled earbuds, a bit in love, bright eyes, artsy photos, likes history, open windows, probably sings in the shower

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irish-luthor:

funny how girls use the term “ugly laugh” to refer to what is actually the cutest most endearing sound that has ever come out of their mouths

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themadcapmathematician:

As much as I love all that Vincent van Gogh starry night print clothing, I wish there were more hip Artemisia Gentileschi merch. Where’s my Judith Slaying Holofernes print skater skirts? I wanna wear a baroque painting of a man getting beheaded on my body

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